Carnitas Clarita
Real name: Clarabella Mugía Becerra
Circuit: Minor (Title Holder)
Fighting style: Andy García
From: Azua, República Dominicana
Age: 38
Height, weight and reach: 172 cm/5'7" | 87 kg/191 lbs | 170 cm/69"
Total fights: 23, casi 24 peleas (13 KO, 7 losses)
"Watch out for that right, kid. You don't wanna end up on the
chopping board."
"¿Quiere' mi cintu? ¿Y si mejor te entro a galleta'?"
"Don't stall the lunch lady. The longer you wait, the harder she
winds up."
"Vea ute' primu: la siembro aquí mismu y me llevo al entrenador suyo pa'
mi casa."
Fighting style: Andy García
From: Azua, República Dominicana
Age: 38
Height, weight and reach: 172 cm/5'7" | 87 kg/191 lbs | 170 cm/69"
Total fights: 23, casi 24 peleas (13 KO, 7 losses)
"Watch out for that right, kid. You don't wanna end up on the chopping board."
"¿Quiere' mi cintu? ¿Y si mejor te entro a galleta'?"
"Don't stall the lunch lady. The longer you wait, the harder she winds up."
"Vea ute' primu: la siembro aquí mismu y me llevo al entrenador suyo pa' mi casa."
Famously, the Minor Circuit champion who vanquishes anyone that tries to break into
the Major Circuit. Inconspicuously, an associate of a broadcasting company
newly associated with the WVBA: GUAVISA Deportes. Unlike her comrades, Clarita is indifferent
to the more Machiavellian means of negotiation. A lady like her prefers a simple life of
well-delivered hooks, amicable torture and beaches with hot middle-aged men.
Clarita is as playful as a sea lion, powerful as a rhino, and smiteful as a hippo if she
hears you associate her with another heavy animal. She's also an "exotic butcher" whose
paladar has worsened after spending thirteen years in prison, with only insanitary ingredients
within reach. Fortunately, everyone treated her kindly for having a popular pugilistic trajectory
before her arrest, which happened after she was accused of murdering GUAVISA's CEO's sister. Unfortunately, carrying boulders during hard labor dunked Clarita's back a little.
Likes: Cracking roosters' necks, raw garlic, anchovies.
Dislikes: Cheap cigars, er Vaká, city life.
Fun fact: Her ex-husband takes her on vacation every year.
Chancha Calié: Clarita has always spoiled Chancha for being the crybaby younger sister, though sometimes Chancha's hysterics would cause them to stop speaking for a week, only to reconcile later with coconut popsicles. Clarita would like Chancha to relax and marry a man with infinite patience, but Chancha is too busy trying to clear her sister's name and expose the criminals at WVBA.
GUAVISA Deportes: TBA!
Frank Jr.: Her monstrous cousin who hobnobbed with the WVBA during his glory days as an arm-wrestler. Frank and Clarita are united not only by blood and combat sports, but also by GUAVISA affairs once Frank married the actual CEO. After Clarita's release from jail, Frank set the GUAVISA girls up with the WVBA's female division chairwoman, mainly so that his cousin could re-emerge as a heavyweight champ.
WVBA: Clarita socializes a lot with the people from the Minor Circuit, especially with Von Kaiser, who is the object of her carnal desires. More than once she has tried to let him know that she's really into by men with mustaches, but Von Kaiser feels too intimidated to reciprocate.
