Carnitas Clarita
Aliases: Clarabella Mugía del Campo
Circuit: Minor (Title Holder)
Style & influences: Slugger | Andy García
From: Azua, República Dominicana
Age: 38
Height, weight and reach: 172 cm/5'7" | 87 kg/191 lbs | 170 cm/69"
Total fights: 18 (13 KO, 5 losses)
"Watch out for that right, son. You don't wanna end up on the
chopping board."
"¿Entonce tú quiere er cintu mío? bellakaso."
"Now why are you hitting the lunch lady, Mac baby?"
"Vea ute' primu: lo siembro aquí mismu y me llevo al entrenador suyo pa'
mi casa."
Style & influences: Slugger | Andy García
From: Azua, República Dominicana
Age: 38
Height, weight and reach: 172 cm/5'7" | 87 kg/191 lbs | 170 cm/69"
Total fights: 18 (13 KO, 5 losses)
"Watch out for that right, son. You don't wanna end up on the chopping board."
"¿Entonce tú quiere er cintu mío? bellakaso."
"Now why are you hitting the lunch lady, Mac baby?"
"Vea ute' primu: lo siembro aquí mismu y me llevo al entrenador suyo pa' mi casa."
Publicly, the Minor Circuit champion who vanquishes anyone that tries to break into
the Major Circuit. Privately, the second-in-command of a sketchy broadcasting company
newly associated with the WVBA: GUAVISA Deportes. Unlike her comrades, Clarita is indifferent
to the more Machiavellian means of negotiation. A lady like her prefers a simple life of
well-delivered hooks, amicable torture and beaches with hot middle-aged men.
Clarita is as playful as a sea lion, powerful as a rhino, and smiteful as a hippo if she
hears you associate her with another heavy animal. She's also an "exotic butcher" whose
paladar has worsened after spending thirteen years in prison, with only insanitary ingredients
within reach. Fortunately, everyone treated her kindly for having a popular pugilistic trajectory
in RD, which ended after her mondongo accidentally poisoned GUAVISA founder's sister... or so she
claimed. Unfortunately, carrying boulders during hard labor dunked Clarita's knee a little.
Likes: Cracking roosters' necks, raw garlic, anchovies.
Dislikes: Cheap cigars, er Vaká, city life.
Fun fact: Her ex-husband takes her on vacation every year.
Poli Chancha: TBA!
GUAVISA Deportes: TBA!
Frank Jr.: Her monstrous cousin who hobnobbed with the WVBA during his glory days as an arm-wrestler. Frank and Clarita are united not only by blood and combat sports, but also by GUAVISA affairs once Frank married the founder. After Clarita's release from jail, Frank set the GUAVISA girls up with the WVBA's female division chairwoman, mainly so that his cousin could re-emerge as a heavyweight champ.
